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Aphorisms. Humor
Our job is psychologically intensive and very responsible. It is not a secret that a lawyer or a consultant is perceived by most people as a strict, scrupulous and conservative person. It is somewhat true.
However we are not like that. We reject formalism and unreality. We are practitioners, and it is only due to our good knowledge of life and keen mentality that we undertake to help our dear clients settle particular vitally important tasks.
We can see different aspects of life and arranging our observations we create new rules, methods and technologies. In addition to purely professional know-how, our piggy-bank contains a deal of common universums, philosophical observations and wise counsels.
Love to wisdom, new knowledge and permanent search for NEW AND UNKNOWN THINGS, help us use the whole experience of the mankind accumulated over the centuries and put it at the service of our clients. We value high wittiness and inventiveness, sense of humour, ability to explain complex things simply and demonstrably.
This is why the section “Sententious Sayings and Humour” appeared at our site, which you do visit for our joy, and we hope will go on visiting. Some people will find it a useful support in their work and a source of straight-from-the-shoulder quotations and epigraphs, and for other people it will become a pleasant possibility to have rest and to laugh together with us at judicial curiosities and anecdotic situations that accompany our saturated and interesting job.
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Albert Einstein
The more laws and order are made prominent, the more thieves and robbers there will be.
Lao Tzu
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Eugene McCarthy
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or get rich in business by being a conformist.
J. Paul Getty
Business is a game, the greatest game in the world if you know how to play it.
Thomas J. Watson
Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.
Andrew Young
An old aphorism says that only two things are certain in life: death and taxes. Perhaps a third certainty should be added to the list: tax evasion!
Unknown
Taxes are the sinews of the state.
Cicero
Death and taxes are inevitable.
Thomas C. Haliburton
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
F. J. Raymond
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
Mark Twain
The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.
Charles Dudley Warner
Read my lips. No new taxes!
George Bush
For every benefit you receive a tax is levied.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The power to tax involves the power to destroy.
John Marshall
To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.
Edmund Burke
Speak not of my debts unless you mean to pay them.
Herbert
Politics has become so expensive, that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Rogers
Laws grind the poor, and rich men rule the law.
Goldsmith
Order is Heaven's first law.
Pope
Law is valuable not because it is a law, but because there is right in it.
Beecher
If we desire respect for the law, we must first make the law respectable.
Brandeis
It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.
Anonymous
Laws that do not embody public opinion can never be enforced.
Hubbard, Elbert
One law for the rich and another for the poor.
Saying
The worst tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.
Mizner
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
Benjamin Franklin
There can be no economy where there is no efficiency.
Beaconsfield
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
Confucius
Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right thing.
Zig Ziglar
Efficiency is doing better what is already being done.
Peter F. Drucker
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